Digital Delinquents Gifts

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

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"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"I need a more interactive you."

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"I virtually finished my homework."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

"I wrote a wonderful eulogy... unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost it."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"I've accidentally printed out the internet!"

'I typed in a nasty message about Bill Gates, and the whole thing froze up on me!'