Screen Lover T-Shirts

"We're all together watching television, but we're not all watching television together."

'it enables the modern family to gather around a table and dine together.'

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

Rainbow TV

"Your wife says you spend too much time on the computer."

'Now will you pay attention to me?'

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I'll be there as soon as I finish with the Internet."

"He looks so natural."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"And, it would also help us attract the best babysitters."

"I can't talk to you anymore, Steve. You're so wireless remote."

Boy at Computer.

'Why can't I spend more quality time with the TV set?'

Man to TV: 'I love you!'

Pedestrian shuts off store window display.

"Don't you give your back to me!"

'But if you were going to watch the idiot box, wouldn't you rather watch it in HD?'

Cyber sex

"My iphone is not a 'Blinky'....."

"Honey, I'm home."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Einsteiners.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Mac OS 20

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Bloody hell!"