Big Screen Lover T-Shirts

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Binary Man

Harriet Walter

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Ennio Morricone

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Djargo.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"No sign of Simba?"

"Start talking."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."