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'It's for the election debates, of course.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Big screen TV.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Star Wars Audience

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Kirsten Johnson

Binge Watch

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Tom Hanks

Hooray for Bollywood!

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?