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"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Christopher Lloyd

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Binary Man

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"The cape comes off too."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

The Directors Gut.

Barry Norman

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.