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"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

The Directors Gut.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Mr. Kong?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."