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"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Big screen TV falling through floor

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Technologies and distance classes

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Hollywood Breakup

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Modern Portrait Gallery

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Waiting Room

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Griller highlights never gets old