Widescreen Aficionado Gifts

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Big screen TV falling through floor

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Technologies and distance classes

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Binary Man

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Hollywood Breakup

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Griller highlights never gets old