Widescreen Tv Enthusiast Gifts

First cowboy: 'This town ain't big enough for the two of us', Second cowboy: 'Sure it is, Bud. It's widescreen ain't it?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.