Big Screen Tv Buff Gifts

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Homo Zapiens

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

Binary Man

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Woman and TV.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Couch Potatoes

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'