Big Screen Tv Buff Gifts

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Big screen TV falling through floor

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Binary Man

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Woman and TV.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"We need to walk."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

Couch Potatoes

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"I've appeared in Eastenders."