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First cowboy: 'This town ain't big enough for the two of us', Second cowboy: 'Sure it is, Bud. It's widescreen ain't it?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'