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"And, that's the new extension for my new plasma TV screen."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Binary Man

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Film Lovers.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"