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"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

The Art Student.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Marshmallows

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Reverse Mortgage.

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

The weightless office.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

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