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No I haven't finished sulking yet!

The Art Student.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Marshmallows

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Mohammad's motors

Crocodile

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Come and get it!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Student Food Pyramid

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Christmas tree exchange

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.