Shed-dweller T-Shirts

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

The Art Student.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Marshmallows

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

A man rakes a tree

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Mohammad's motors

"Come and get it!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Crocodile

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Student Food Pyramid

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Christmas tree exchange

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'I'm really thirsty.'