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'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

The Art Student.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Wifi whore

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Student Food Pyramid

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A menu with risks and benefits

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Windchimes

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Turtle Home

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'