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'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I'm working from home today."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Come and get it!"

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Early American Think tank

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

"It's their idea of cute."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

Bad Dog!

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Yes, I do need a spa weekend...but I'll settle for some alone time in the treehouse."

Shoe house

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

The wasps revenge.

"I'll tell him the cat did it."

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.