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"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I'm working from home today."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'We'll take it!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Emigrating to France.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'This is close enough.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."