Doggy Dweller Gifts

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

The Art Student.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Wifi whore

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Student Food Pyramid

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Windchimes

Turtle Home

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."