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Crocodile

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Christmas tree exchange

Ricochet

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Turtle Home

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Fearless Frog Part 10

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A man emerges from a tree stump

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Paper Production

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

"Tarzan didn't want to downsize, but he took an early retirement – and then Jane got the axe."