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'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Nah. . .too swampy.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Tea time in the swamp.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Crocodile

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Reverse Mortgage.

I love campsites!

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"You took too long!"

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'