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'200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"I don't like roughing it..."

A little green monster

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"