Swamp Enthusiasts Gifts

'200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Fearless Frog Part 10

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Fearless Frog Part 7

Fearless Frog Part 16

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"I don't like roughing it..."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

A little green monster

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

Larry Grayson.

Fearless Frog Part 2

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.