Swamp Enthusiast Gifts

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Nah. . .too swampy.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Tea time in the swamp.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

Crocodile

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

I love campsites!

"You took too long!"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Talk about big feet. I'd say partee tonight."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

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