Swamp Adventurers Gifts

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Fish hunting for men.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"That's the deep end."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'No surf?'

Ricochet

"That's my boy!"

Cruise.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"