Swamp Lovers Gifts

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

The hottie of the swamp.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Crocodile

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

A little green monster

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

"I'll have the vegan."

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Too posh to wash...

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'

"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."

'The Financial Crisis has not affected me: Food is still dirt cheap...'