Swamp Lovers Gifts

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

The hottie of the swamp.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Crocodile

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Fearless Frog Part 10

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

It

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Fearless Frog Part 16

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

Fearless Frog Part 2

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

A little green monster

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

Romulus and Remus - "I still think it's a hell of a way to treat our mother."

"I'll have the vegan."

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Too posh to wash...

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'We're OK now thanks: Ralph is not an Alpha Male anymore, he has more time for me and the family...'

"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."