Swamp Life Admirer Gifts

How to tell if a swamp creature is naked.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

"Scuba cow"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Making fun of Starfish.

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Ben!'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'