Swamp Life Admirer T-Shirts

How to tell if a swamp creature is naked.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Making fun of Starfish.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Ben!'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"