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The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Crocodile

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Phew, that was close."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Tree and bear hugging.

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

"Something nocturnal."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."