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'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

A little green monster

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Tea time in the swamp.

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

How to tell if a swamp creature is naked.