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Fearless Frog Part 10

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Infographics: the early years.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"And it's also a really great hedge against a future bad housing market."

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

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"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Fearless Frog Part 2

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

A little green monster