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"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Fearless Frog Part 10

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

It

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'Tarzan'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'