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"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Tarzan'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'