Swan Lover T-Shirts

Swans holding 50 balloons.

"Actually, it was Six Swans A-Swimming...and Dennis."

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Odette from Swan Lake

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

It

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Odile

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

'She hates to see me happy.'

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

Romulus and Remus - "I still think it's a hell of a way to treat our mother."

"I'll have the vegan."

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?