Swan Lover Pillows

Swans holding 50 balloons.

"Actually, it was Six Swans A-Swimming...and Dennis."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Odette from Swan Lake

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Odile

'She hates to see me happy.'

"You're kidding me right?! Is that really how we're supposed to mark our territory? That's a dad-joke right?"

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"I'll have the vegan."

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

Black Swan

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

"Who left their egg behind?"