Swan Enthusiast Pillows

Swan Lake

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Odette from Swan Lake

Odile

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Odette from Swan Lake

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Vampire

Fearless Frog Part 2

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

"Who left their egg behind?"

Black Swan

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

Swan Lake dancers wearing party hats.

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

Ballerina

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

The Seventh Day of Christmas

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

Swans as ballet performers

Tea time in the swamp.

Swans holding 50 balloons.