Swan Enthusiast Mugs

Swan Lake

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Odette from Swan Lake

Odile

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Odette from Swan Lake

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Vampire

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

Swan Lake dancers wearing party hats.

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

Black Swan

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

"Who left their egg behind?"

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Ballerina

Swans as ballet performers

Swans holding 50 balloons.

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

The Seventh Day of Christmas

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

Tea time in the swamp.

Swan Harp

'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'