Swan Admirer Mugs

The Seventh Day of Christmas

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

"I started to get suspicious when, during the duck season, the hunters were shooting at my family and friends, but never at me..".

The Fourth Little Pig

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Odette from Swan Lake

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Shark Fishing

Shark Chum

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Freedom of the Press

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."