Swan Supporter Mugs

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Odette from Swan Lake

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Meet Santa's entourage

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Starfish doing the wave.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Santa's Second Stringers.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'They think I can walk on water.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

Football merchandising - 1953.

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."