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A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Odette from Swan Lake

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Meet Santa's entourage

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'They think I can walk on water.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Odile

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Football merchandising - 1953.

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."