Swan Saviors Pillows

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Insect extinction

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Pirate Paddle Boat.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"It's your turn, kid."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Odile

How to save the Planet...

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

IUCN Pronouns

Prisoner of pollution.

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

"Who left their egg behind?"

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Black Swan

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

Swans as ballet performers

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

The Seventh Day of Christmas

'He's running a high fever.'

Odette from Swan Lake

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"