Snowman Saviors Pillows

'He's running a high fever.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Attack of the zombie snowman.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

'It's for show and tell!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

All the President's Snowmen

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'I would caution against long-term investments.'

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Final Liquidation Sale

"Ha, ha, ha! I told you it would stick to it."

Snowman named Frosty manning the Reception.

'Just once, I'd like to see spring!'