Snowman Sympathizers Pillows

"He gets like this every summer."

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"You call this ice?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow Bridge.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"You have ice water in your veins."