Swine Supporter Mugs

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I can't afford to feed you anymore. . .'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Support group for sheep.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'She hates to see me happy.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

All the best

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Jim's Mowing Services

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