Spine Supporter Mugs

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'Bad back!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Nutritional Supplements.

Fresh picked baseballs.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Crocodile Shoes

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Proud Mum.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"Guess who?"

All the best

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

About this dependant of yours...