Spine Supporter Prints

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'Bad back!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Handle With Care

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Nutritional Supplements.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Fresh picked baseballs.

Crocodile Shoes

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Proud Mum.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.