Spine Saver Prints

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

'Will work for chiropractic treatments'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Coastguard

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Oh - It's you.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

From trash to treasure

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Surfer.

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

Buddy take a Colliegraph test.

Then and Now

'As long as they're being fished to extinction, we might as well be the ones to do it.'

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"