Spine Saver Pillows

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

'Will work for chiropractic treatments'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Coastguard

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Oh - It's you.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

From trash to treasure

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

It's much easier on my knees.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Surfer.

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

'As long as they're being fished to extinction, we might as well be the ones to do it.'