Seat Savers Pillows

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Coastguard

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'Oh - It's you.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Cash Rebate

From trash to treasure

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Daylight saving

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

The Good News...

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'