Seat Savers Prints

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'It's a hybrid.'

Coastguard

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Oh - It's you.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Cash Rebate

From trash to treasure

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

The Good News...

Daylight saving

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.