Seat Saver Extraordinaire Prints

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

Noise Pollution

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Double life.

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Daylight saving

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'What'd I miss?'

'It's a hybrid.'