Stadium Seat Saver Prints

'What'd I miss?'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A man cheers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Football Stadium

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Sam Allardyce

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Footballer's Wages

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'