Stadium Seat Saver T-Shirts

'What'd I miss?'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A man cheers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Football Stadium

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Sam Allardyce

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Footballer's Wages

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

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Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'