Stadium Seat Saver T-Shirts

'What'd I miss?'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A man cheers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Justice for a heckler.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Football Stadium

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Footballer's Wages

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'